An Ethiopian recently died and went to heaven. As he stood
in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those
are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock will move." "Oh, whose clock is that?" He asked. "That's
Mother Teresa's. She's never told a lie, and therefore the hands have never
moved." "Whose clock is that over there?" "That's Ras Alula's clock.
The hands have moved only twice telling us that Honest Alula only told two
lies in his life time." The man looked around curiously, "Where's Meles's clock?" St. Peter replied, "It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

Kiros Girmay